Okay, so my brother is hard at work putting the finishing touches on a fine guitar and suddenly he is surrounded by Federal Agents. He dutifully raises his hands and is marched off… to the break room, where all the employees including my bro are told they can skedaddle. Uncle Sam had declared a national holiday for Gibson employees. Here is how the Wall Street Journal puts it.
Federal agents swooped in on Gibson Guitar Wednesday, raiding factories and offices in Memphis and Nashville, seizing several pallets of wood, electronic files and guitars. The Feds are keeping mum, but in a statement yesterday Gibson's chairman and CEO, Henry Juszkiewicz, defended his company's manufacturing policies, accusing the Justice Department of bullying the company. "The wood the government seized Wednesday is from a Forest Stewardship Council certified supplier," he said, suggesting the Feds are using the aggressive enforcement of overly broad laws to make the company cry uncle.
It isn't the first time that agents of the Fish and Wildlife Service have come knocking at the storied maker of such iconic instruments as the Les Paul electric guitar, the J-160E acoustic-electric John Lennon played, and essential jazz-boxes such as Charlie Christian's ES-150. In 2009 the Feds seized several guitars and pallets of wood from a Gibson factory, and both sides have been wrangling over the goods in a case with the delightful name "United States of America v. Ebony Wood in Various Forms."
I'm sorry, but is ebony or rosewood really "Fish and Wildlife"? Never mind. I understand that an illegal traffic in certain commodities such as "ebony wood in various forms" is something that the U.S. government and other governments wish to discourage. This week's raid didn't seem to be about that, however. I haven't been able to find any statement about the purpose of the raid from the agents of Fish & Wildlife & Ebony Wood in Various Forms, so I will have to make do with this statement from Gibson.
The Federal Department of Justice in Washington, D.C. has suggested that the use of wood from India that is not finished by Indian workers is illegal, not because of U.S. law, but because it is the Justice Department's interpretation of a law in India. (If the same wood from the same tree was finished by Indian workers, the material would be legal.) This action was taken without the support and consent of the government in India.
If that is true, this looks like a labor issue and it looks very fishy. Is it really the business of the Justice Department to enforce laws in India in the absence of some treaty or some request by the Indian Government? I would like to know something more about the warrants.
The Gibson statement has more.
In 2009, more than a dozen agents with automatic weapons invaded the Gibson factory in Nashville. The Government seized guitars and a substantial amount of ebony fingerboard blanks from Madagascar. To date, 1 year and 9 months later, criminal charges have NOT been filed, yet the Government still holds Gibson's property. Gibson has obtained sworn statements and documents from the Madagascar government and these materials, which have been filed in federal court, show that the wood seized in 2009 was legally exported under Madagascar law and that no law has been violated. Gibson is attempting to have its property returned in a civil proceeding that is pending in federal court.
I don't know what the U.S. Government has against Gibson, but there is surely something wrong with seizing Gibson's valuable property and holding it indefinitely without further legal action to justify the seizure.
As the WSJ notes, Gibson is a maker of iconic guitars. All over the world Gibson guitars are coveted by players both famous and aspiring. Collectors line their private museums with Gibson guitars. Maybe the Justice Department has better things to do that trying to drive one more American manufacturer overseas. Or maybe I am wrong, and this is part of the Obama Administration's jobs agenda.
Those government boys are all into Stratocasters, KB. Think Hendrix, Beach Boys, Clapton... Fender men. Gibsons are for pinkos like Paul Simon etc. You have just exposed the longstanding — and heretofore top secret — axe dominionist conspiracy, my friend. LOL.
Posted by: Bill Fleming | Saturday, August 27, 2011 at 09:05 AM
Reader A.I. rejects any criticism of President Obama's conduct or motives as psychologizing. Bill Flemming dismisses what looks like another case of abuse by investigators as a conspiracy theory. Not to worry. I am sure you guys can change out those universal excuser circuits quicker than you can say President Perry.
Posted by: Ken Blanchard | Saturday, August 27, 2011 at 10:35 PM
Wow! Some administration other than that of George W. Bush does stuff like this! Who'd-a ever thunk it?
Posted by: Stan Gibilisco | Sunday, August 28, 2011 at 01:12 AM
Thanks for making that point, Stan. I am going to have to increase your pay.
Posted by: Ken Blanchard | Sunday, August 28, 2011 at 01:25 AM
ps. This does look to me like heavy handed policing. Gibson is suing over a previous raid that led to no charges. They want their stuff back. The Justice Department looked for and found an excuse to punish Gibson for that. Until and unless Fish and Wildlife and Ebony in its various forms comes up with a better story, they have egg (wildlife) on their faces. I am guessing that Bill would see it the same way if they came after his junk.
Posted by: Ken Blanchard | Sunday, August 28, 2011 at 01:39 AM
To be clear, I think Gibson should get their stuff back, absolutely. And I've never bought a Fender guitar in my life. I've owned about 6 or 7 Gibsons... I've kinda lost track.
I was just harkening to an esoteric musical discussion that began as an exposé of the secret war between the string players and the horn players on the Frank Zappa/Mothers of Invention album, "The Grand Wazoo." I'm suggesting that this Gibson/Fender war may be sign of intramural rivalry in the String camp.
Of course, I have no evidence for this whatsoever. But in these days of embracing any crackpot theory that comes along, I don't see why my lack of evidence should matter one whit, as long as I can get people to repeat it with sufficient passion and frequency.
Posted by: Bill Fleming | Sunday, August 28, 2011 at 11:48 AM
Incidentally, KB, my favorite cut from the "Grand Wazoo" album is this Zappa composition called "Blessed Relief." Zappa's guitar work (after the great horn and keyboard solos) is one of my earliest inspirations to stop playing rock and study jazz instead. Not sure, but I think FZ might be playing a Gibson acoustic or arch-top here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MnsjuUYm3A
Posted by: Bill Fleming | Sunday, August 28, 2011 at 12:03 PM
Now, with that background, KB, can we dig a little deeper and speculate that in spite of the seeming appearance that the Gibson raid was the work of the Fender men, it was in fact — at long last — the Woodwind & Brass camp that put them up to it?
I think you owe it to yourself to at least consider it, Professor.
Posted by: Bill Fleming | Sunday, August 28, 2011 at 12:14 PM
Okay, bringing in Frank Zappa is deploying the heavy guns. As far as I have been able to determine, everything said in every Zappa song is true.
Posted by: Ken Blanchard | Sunday, August 28, 2011 at 06:02 PM
Now we're talkin' brother.
Posted by: Bill Fleming | Sunday, August 28, 2011 at 06:36 PM
Funny how some people find it rather humorous that government agents come into a company and seize items. I think this sounds like unreasonable search and seizure. We have an administration that apparently does not care much about the rule of law. Please consider that, Professor.
Posted by: duggersd | Sunday, August 28, 2011 at 06:47 PM
Dugger: Thanks for the comment. Humor is necessary around here, but I agree with you that the Gibson raid is serious. As I let out, my brother works there.
Posted by: Ken Blanchard | Monday, August 29, 2011 at 12:31 AM
...think your brother can get me a deal on one of these, KB?
http://www2.gibson.com/Products/Acoustic-Instruments/Contemporary/Epiphone/SST-Classic.aspx
Posted by: Bill Fleming | Monday, August 29, 2011 at 07:52 AM
Better check to determine if the owners of the company contributed to McCain or Bush in the past.
Posted by: George Mason | Monday, August 29, 2011 at 08:44 AM
hmmmmmmmmm...... http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/jjmnolte/2011/08/27/report-gibson-competitor-is-dem-donor-uses-same-wood-experienced-no-federal-raids/
Good catch, Mr. Mason.
Posted by: duggersd | Tuesday, August 30, 2011 at 08:14 PM
very nice catch by the way..
Posted by: Peniksen Suurennuspilerit | Wednesday, August 31, 2011 at 01:53 AM
Martin guitars are Democrats? Well, that explains everything.
No wonder people have always liked them better than Gibsons. LOL.
Posted by: Bill Fleming | Wednesday, August 31, 2011 at 12:20 PM
Thnka sfor linking to that with Gibson owner, very interesting stuff..
Posted by: Hämorrhoiden Hausmittel | Thursday, September 08, 2011 at 01:38 AM