The Barack cometh, and I have seen him with mine own eyes. For three bucks I'll send a blow up high resolution copy of this to Todd Epp, in a heart-shaped frame.
Good speech. Cheery crowd. I got there about ten minutes after the doors opened, and lucked out finding a single seat about four rows away. Here is what I gather are the changes we can believe in:
1. He will give us universal health care.
2. He will balance the budget.
3. He will give us a middle-class tax cut.
Oh, and
4. He always tells us exactly what he thinks,
5. And doesn't make promises he can't keep.
Well now that we have that straight.
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