There is evidence that any global warming might lead to an increase in zombie attacks. In the event of a zombie epidemic, one of the safest places to go is to the Arctic where zombie flesh freezes. Global
warming might reduce the extent of this safe haven.
On the other hand, some recent evidence suggests lower output from the Sun that may lead to global cooling. This has the dual benefit of reducing both zombie and vampire attacks.
Perhaps it is time to review the Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack:
1. Organize before they arise
2. They feel no fear; why should you?
3. Use your head; cut off theirs
4. Blades don't need reloading.
5. Ideal protection=tight clothes, short hair
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert.
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.
Keep coming to SDP for updates on all things undead, including reported Epp attacks.
Update: Upon further thought, perhaps I was too credulous in accepting the argument from the "dual benefit" link above. It is not clear to me how lower output from the Sun and global cooling help in the fight against vampires. If anything, the lower output from the Sun encourages vampires as perhaps they are now less harmed by the Sun's rays.
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