Headlines Worth Noting

It's still mostly round, but now with a lot of dimples.

Round Lake Pounded By Rain

Not content with eviscerating the Constitution, Bush now violates laws of physics. 

Iraq War Slows Flow Of Bullets

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Hurricane Dean Moves Toward Jamaica

Hello Mother.  Hello Fatah.   

Lebanese Army Crushes Militants at Camp

But encouraging wildlife!

Number of U.S. hunters declines, worrying wildlife agencies

He should have tried hiding under the pot.

Police ID man arrested over 100 lbs. of pot