The South Dakota Blogosphere Family.

This appear in the comments at South Dakota War College.  It is too accurate to be excusable, so without excuse I reproduce it. 

"Even though I’m too lazy and whimpy to join, I love the South Dakota blogosphere family: Todd Epp, the mercurial uncle always going off in some weird direction but often with posts with humanity and common sense; the father, Blanchard, who is intellectual and patient with the crazy kids but also has his idiosyncratic interests like Clark Griswold; the mother, Mt. Blogmore, who is far too tolerant of her children raising h–l run beneath her; PP, the oldest son, the most successful, the one who sets the example and sticks to his mission, covering and uncovering aspects of SD politics; Schaff, the solid and intellectual second oldest, who needs more focus and work ethic but has flashes of brilliance; Heppler, the up-and-comer, learning the ropes and finding diamonds in the rough; the Argus bloggers, pretenders mostly, afraid of taking any chances; Newquist, the insane uncle long-ago locked away in the attic but whose shouts and screams can sometimes be heard; and then Clean Cut Kid, with the ironic name, the rebel hell-raiser who breaks all the codes of etiquette and starts fights and needs his meds to moderate his anger and his AJ Soprano-like distaste for the world; plus various comers and goers to the big SD blogospheric house, which the neighbors think is too loud and messy and lets its lawn grow to long and they want the authorities to shut down."