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He just couldn't get it to work the other way around

Cops: Man puts vodka in pants, steals car

Sexism in Purchasing

Police want to get man’s camera

007 leaves Her Majesty's Secret Service for Orkin.

Bug Battling Bond

It's one thing if you are wearing a toga.

Man arrested after sex romp in kilt

How do the Grain Bins know?

Grain bins expanding in anticipation of 2007 corn crop

They're still dead.

No change in cattle deaths

Well, duh. 

Prisoner claims lawyer failed him