Headlines Worth Noting

Wow.  She must be really old.

Aberdeen woman remembers first deer. 

What office is the lawsuit running for?

Beef Plant Lawsuit Seeks Public Vote

Now, can they clone mittens?

World's first cloned cat has kittens.

Exactly what time of the year do you plant your pigs?

Major swine operation seeking fertile ground. 

It almost kilt me to report this one:

Scottish troops must share scarce kilts. 

Another battlefield report from the War Against Christmas

Swedish Christmas Goat Survives Attack.

And they didn't just walk.  They ran, ran, ran, as fast as they can.

Nazi gingerbread men moved to new town.