Headlines Worth Noting, Natural Surprises Edition

Okay, but what else are we going to try?

Rain Barely Makes Dent in Drought

Maybe the problem is that the rain was actually on fire:

Red Water Fire Still Burning.

And if burning water isn't enough, the State is trying to discourage cannibalistic fish in North Island Lake.

Warning For People Eating Walleyes. 

Hymenoptera shake their booty. 

Colombia's Big-Butt Ants Entice Gormets.

I bet he has to ride the horse, and she gets the Harley.

Colorado Couple Win Crazy Horse Harley Davidson.

Maybe, if he wanted to get there a lot faster.  But if I was going to Jerusalem for the same reason He was, I'd have traded in the donkey for a galapagos turtle.

Would Jesus Ride a Harley?

I can't improve on this one.

SDSMT Says It Doesn't Have A Body of Bigfoot.

First he gives up cigars, now he has quit drinking.  The SOB's going to outlive all of us.

Castro Turns 80, Sends Sober Message.