More Hot Headlines

Intrepid reader Miranda Lynn offers these Hot Headlines:

But the one recommended for White House Officials is not.

"Cervical Cancer Vaccine Recommended for FDA OK"

Finally! A place you can go to learn about all
the great Ex-Nazis Removed from Space.

"Ex-Nazi Removed From Space Hall of Fame"

Here are some more:

Rubber gloves story 1:

Court OKs Cops' Use of Laxative to Retrieve Swallowed Heroin

Rubber gloves story 2:

Catholic University Probes Women's Initiation Party That Included Stripper

I'm still convinced he's under all the empty Burger King cups in my son's room:

FBI searches Michigan horse farm for Hoffa's remains