We got this entertaining note from some mission impossible e-mail address (doc654), regarding my "Almost As Stupid as Charlie Sheen" award.
Dear Sirs,
It is most unfortuntate [sic] that you would declare Mr. Sheen stupid without addressing any details of why he states what he states.
The interview Mr. Sheen gave was 30 minutes long. I would hope that such bold statments [sic] concernings [sic] one's intellegence would at least address his specific points.
I would challenge you to answer two questions: 1) At what tempature [sic] does unprotected Steel Melt and What tempature [sic, part deux] does jet fuel burn? 2) What are the specific manuveurs claimed for the plane that hit the pentagon? How feasible are the manuvers [sic yet again] to complete with the aircraft in question?
Those are only two questions of many. Above anything else Mr. Sheen asked people to do their own deep research. I find it ironic that the word stupid would be used when his actual argument points were never addressed.
Now I'll admit that there are a number of things I believe without having done a lot of "deep research."
- Elvis is dead.
- There are no alligators living in the sewers of New York City.
- Jesus didn't come to earth on an interstellar spacecraft.
- J.F.K. was killed by L.H.O., acting alone.
- No French restaurant ever cooked a tourist's poodle due to a mistranslation.
Actually, I'm not altogether sure about that last one. After all, if the maitre'd had done such a thing, he couldn't really be fired, could he? See post below. At any rate I will add another. Blowing up the World Trade Center with explosives, and making it look like airplanes, would have been a work on such a level of power and genius that the Lord himself would have had to think twice. I don't believe that George W. Bush is as dumb as his enemies claim, but for someone to believe that he is smart enough to have pulled off this kind of caper, well, that person would nominate himself for an ASACS award.
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