Todd Epp has more fun with Jim Seeber and myself.
More strange goings on in the Hub City according to KELOLAND:
Aberdeen Police Say Lock Your Doors
After 17 vehicles were either burglarized or stolen over the weekend Aberdeen Police are now telling residents to lock car doors.
My guess is that once NSU Hardy Boys/Super Sleuths Blanchard and Seeber complete their exhaustive probe for the Aberdeen PD and the Aberdeen American News, they will conclude that all of these burglaries and thefts were most likely self-inflicted by the victims.* I'm surprised the Aberdeen PD would even respond to KELOLAND about such serious crimes and argue for the need for secrecy so as to not tip off the public, er, victims, er criminals.
*Yes, I do enjoy kicking dead horses.
This is good fun, but Todd seems to be rather at odds with himself. On the one hand, he seems to be critical of the Aberdeen police for keeping too many secrets. I share his concern. But then why does he have so much fun attacking Jim and Me for making the Morgan Lewis investigation at least a little less secret? Perhaps Todd only values the truth when it confirms his prejudices.
But rest assured Sir Epp, we have out our Sherlock Holmes magnifying glasses and secret agent decoder rings, and are on the job. May this be to the benefit of all the dead horses and live horse's asses.
ps. Maybe leaving the car running with the keys in is a bad idea after all?
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