To Dream The Impossible Dream

If only we could get Prince William to marry Lindsey Lohan, then we'd get our monarchy back!  There's nothing America loves more than good looking, young, rich celebrities.  I am pretty sure if we could pull of this love match (as if love matters here) then Americans would accept the couple as King William I of America and his lovely bride Queen Lindsey.  We won't even need to watch the nightly news or read newspapers anymore.  We can just watch Entertainment Tonight and read People magazine and we'll know  everything we need to know about our government.