All the following statements have been attributed to me. They were recorded over the course of the last semester by a student in Phil 100, Introduction to Philosophy. Let the reader decide for himself what the context may have been.
- “Lick someone’s brain and you won’t taste chocolate.”
- “A mosquito is just a flying syringe, isn’t it?”
- “It’s very hard to scratch an imaginary foot.”
- “. . . the whole flippin’ cosmos . . . ”
- “There’s an itch on my butt.”
- “People got their pee wees whacked for that.”
- “I hate to keep using this lettuce analogy, but it’s working like gangbusters.”
- “If God stopped thinking of us, maybe we’d cease to exist.”
- “I hope when I get to Heaven, Jesus isn’t watching Trading Spaces.”
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