And This Man Wants To Be My President?

I was looking at George Allen's Senate website.  I'd heard that his reputation is that he's a man of average intellect.  This is becoming something of a broken record with every Republican presidential hopeful, so I wanted to see where he went to school (B.A. with Distinction in History and J.D., both from University of Virginia).  It was in reading Allen's bio that I ran across the picture below.  In the name of all that is holy Senator, tell your son to put on a decent pair of shoes!