Through the Looking Glass

OK, now the Democratic response.

9:13: Sorry, missed about the first 30 seconds. Harry Reid is talking about some kid named Devon. Devon wants to be like Harry Reid? Where does Devon go to get his spine removed?

9:14: Govern from the middle, eh? Why then is Ted Kennedy’s hand up Reid’s back with Ted’s lips slightly moving? Why is Howard Dean becoming DNC chair? Actions speak loudly, Senator Reid.

9:15: Where does Harry Reid propose to get this money to fix our infrastructure. The government built the Internet? True only in the loosest sense of "create."

9:17: Again, how does the government make health care more affordable? Oh no, he’s referencing one of my favorite movies, Groundhog Day.

9:18: Harry Reid thinks there is a lot we can do to make Social Security more, well, secure. What exactly those things are he apparently is keeping to himself. Must be a in the same lockbox that holds John Kerry’s plan to get us out of Iraq.

9:20: If we are all God’s children, then we must have socialism. Good grief, here comes Nancy Pelosi.

9:21: Methinks she doth protest too much. "I really, really like the military. Some of my best friends have played soldiers in the movies."

9:23: A clear plan to bring troops home? There is no magic test, Nancy. Training Iraqi security forces? Hasn’t Bush talked about this for a year? She thinks we should build Iraqi infrastructure. I recall Tom Daschle saying we should not be building firehouses in Iraq when we need them here. More diplomacy? With whom? To what end? Which local regime do we need better relationships with? Syria? Iran? Saudi Arabia?

9:25: Nancy Pelosi thinks we need to keep WMD out of the hands of bad regimes. I assume she’s in favor of invading Iran and North Korea? Or should we just talk at them more? Again, just talking about national defense doesn’t mean anything. It’s like saying you’re for clean air. Everyone is. But do your policies actually work to this end? All I am hearing right now is, "George Bush is a poopy pants." Same old whining with nothing positive to say.