I just saw all of about five minutes of Chris Rock's Oscar Intro. Everyone was kind of holding their breath in case he used the F word or exposed Janet Jackson's other breast or something. Instead he was disciplined and cracked jokes at both side's expense.
Michael Moore, he suggested, should have made Supersize Me. After all, he's already done the research.
And on Bush: He reapplied for his job this year. Now imagine that you are reapplying for a job at the Gap. You open the cash register, and its 70 trillion short. Not only that, but you go to war with Banana Republic!
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