Film Sometime After Midnight
Let's hope it's not menopause.
They always told me that masturbation would lead to this.
That explains the 839,499 year old fish and chips wrapper.
File under "unclear on the concept".
This is no reason to be suspicious of shape shifters.
The second and third Pirates movies still would have sucked.
If a body hits a body, should a body sue?
It sure did drive the Obama Administration crazy.
To make war, all you need is intelligence. But to make shoes, you need leather.
Iowa joins Dumbledore's Army